Well, good evening! It is about eight thirty, I'm in the living room once more (should be cooking the dinner)!
Been on a Mums to be uk message board this evening and did a post on the funny things about being preggers, thought I would share.
For all those pregnant women out there, especially first time mums noticing the little inconveniences of getting a big belly:-
Here are a few
To your shock and dismay, you discover you can no longer see your feet.
You have to sit on the loo with your legs akimbo because the bump prevents you from peeing
You crouch down to get something out of the fridge and end up on the floor for quite sometime because you cannot get back up again.
You can no longer see past the bump to shave/neaten your Puddy tat!
You can now do the Spiderman impression - you can't get out of the bath.
You waddle like a constiptated duck!
You now discover that you can get away with farting and belching in front of your significant other without embarrassment and blame it on the baby!
You forget things and then discover that after searching the house for the remote control that you have actually left it in the fridge! (and cannot work out why)
Your tits are huge! Which can be a good thing if you were a nelly no tits before hand - and you just pray that after breastfeeding that they won't flatten again or go south!
Your hair looks crazy - either really flat and greasy, or suddenly very big and hollywood looking but in the frizzy untidy kind of way - either way the Bandana or baseball cap now becomes your friend.
You wobble like a weeble when trying to get up out of a chair.
Nothing fits you anymore - even some maternity gear is tight (30+ weeks on) and the most money you end up spending is on maternity clothes. And you can't help but shed a tear when you see an item of pre-preggers clothing in your wardrobe looking back at you saying "You may as well take me to Oxfam because you won't fit into me anymore."
Your significant other cannot take their eyes off your huge tits.
Your significant other takes great fun in pressing your belly button which was once an "inny" but is now an "outy"!
I'm sure many can relate to this and smile. If you can you're probably in your third trimester and can't wait to give birth!
